Priest Car 5 comments | Posted by Naruto 32 months ago

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One day John was walking along and saw an ad on a telephone pole that read: Car for sale only $3,000 ask for Father Stephen. So John who neaded a good car bought it and started it up. It had a wonderful pur, only it wouldn't move. So he askes to Priest" Why won't the car move? So Father Stephen says" before the car starts you have to say thank God and to stop it you have to say Amen." So John gets in,starts the car up and says "thank God" and the car starts up, so he's riding along and then there was a sign that read, Cliff ahead. so John tried to remember the word "uh uh pope!!!" "no wait, Pew" and at the last second he says "Amen" the car stops. Then John sighs and says "Thank God."

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alex657684 Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 01:12 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

hmmmm.......he seems very forgetful.

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videophotog Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 01:16 AM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

ROLFLMA! Good One

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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bulldozer Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 01:42 AM 678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

Whoops! You got to think before you speak.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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thewatcher Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 06:49 PM 121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted

this is why IQ tests should be in Drivers Ed

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 07:15 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

ooo u better be praying to god now boy

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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