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Here's one of my biggest pet peeves...
We'll start off with an example, Say yer at a fair and there's a show with bears doing tricks and all that happy crap. But when the show starts you can't see, so you walk right up to the fence to get a closer look. While yer watching the show some douchebag walks up and stands RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! What the hell is that?? It's one of those times you wish you had a crowbar to smash the guy in his mongoliod forehead. And of course you can't stop from saying, to yerself of course, "What a douchebag." Then You look around to see if anybody else saw the douche walk and STAND right in front of you. It can never me a midget who does this it's always gotta be some 8'9" mongoloid lookin g douchebag. So you say "Hey, mongoloid, you mind moving yer huge forehead outta the freakin way so I can see?" When he doesn't move, which you know he wouldn't, you take out yer stilsen wrench and smash in the back of his head a couple times. Now that'll get ya movin!
I know this happened to someone!! Please leave a comment if it did.....
 
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