Frying Pan 7 comments | Posted by hunnybunny 44 months ago

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A young man called David invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome David's flatmate, Michael, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between David and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, David volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Michael & I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Michael came to David saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said David. So he sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT , THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE , FOR DINNER. LOVE DAVID

Several days later, David received an email from his mother which read: DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH MICHAEL, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH MICHAEL, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM x

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alex657684 Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 05:56 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

a gay version of this joke?????

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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Arch Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 08:11 PM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

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That's what I was thinking. Maybe he just mistook the pan handle for something else???

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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konifur Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 06:04 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

GOOD ONE HUNNY BUNNY.thats one way to find out.i have heard of pan handling before, but not sure what it is.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 09:34 AM 2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

yep, i've heard variations of this joke, but this one just wasn't very funny. it could be because i'm not really awake yet, but i doubt it.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 09:59 AM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

its hilarious bunny and i don't care wut anyone else sez

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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Naruto Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 10:06 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

lol what a way to find out!!!!!!

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thewatcher Posted on Jul 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM 121 tokens, 19.12 hours wasted

I've seen about 6 versions of this joke and its just not funny anymore

I wonder how people invented glue? some guy burning a horse, checks its hooves
,"....Wait a minute....That could be glue!!!." his friend walks up, "what about
that one over there looks like hes out of his mind." "he'll be crazy glue."

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