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Learning The Numbers
25 comments | Posted by Sarah 33 months ago

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The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers.
"Yes, I do. My father taught me.", he said.
"Good. What comes after three ?", asked the teacher.
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six ?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job.
What comes after ten ?"
"A jack." says the little boy.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:08 AM
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now i hope that this is not my dirty mind working please expalin sarah and i hope the answer is not what i am thinking

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amysue180
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:23 AM
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he's referring to a deck of cards...after the ten comes the jack, queen, king...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:27 AM
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phew thank god for that glad it was'nt what i was thinking!!!!!

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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what were you thinking, you dirty girl?

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Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:32 AM
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i am actually embaressed to say what i was thinking

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 12:07 PM
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come on, bunny, spill it......

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 08:10 AM
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i Can't i feel stupid thinking what i was thinking must of been having a sexually frustrated day!!!!!!!!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
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konifur
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 06:12 AM
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yeah come tell us,i have a dirty mind but you got me beat here,i cant think of anything rude.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 08:29 AM
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BEATS me lol i am embaressed i even thought what i thought

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 09:02 AM
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come on bunny, please tel us

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 09:12 AM
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PM'd you lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 09:57 AM
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so i noticed...

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 06:48 AM
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sorry i disappointed you but i can be dirty if i want lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 03:27 PM
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hmm. that almost sounds like a challenge

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 06:58 AM
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take it how you will phoenix

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 02:42 PM
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BEATS you.....tsk...tsk...tsk...

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 06:59 AM
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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konifur
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 05:29 AM
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ahh! come on hunny bunny please stop teasing and tell us.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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hunnybunny
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 07:08 AM
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hey i am not teasing (unless you want me to j/k) it was nothing honestly

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 12:09 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

come on, lay off, she doesn't want to post it

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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alex657684
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 01:47 PM
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a little too much poker is played at that house i think.

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Arch
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 02:02 PM
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He learned his numbers the same way I did!

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stutterfly
Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 06:50 PM
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and what's after king? ... ... well i guess the world ends after king

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_____.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
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Monkey
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 12:52 AM
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Comment in reply to stutterfly's original comment

Ace is higher than king.

In the event of the same card, then suit determines what is a higher value.

The order from least to greatest is: Diamond, Club, Heart, then Spade.

(This comment was modified on Jul 12, 2006 12:54 AM)

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konifur
Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 06:15 AM
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you are a very wise man thanks for that....The order from least to greatest is: Diamond, Club, Heart, then Spade..... i did not know that.

but i still like your funny rude comments the best.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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