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Starbucks And Satan
9 comments | Posted by hoss 44 months ago
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A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads!"

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View Profile for kirbykirby
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 02:17 AM
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ha ha heard a similar joke but slightly different!!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.


 
View Profile for NarutoNaruto
Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 10:43 PM
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i know the one that ur thinking of has bill gates and a woman and a empty bottle of wine and a computer

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
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View Profile for LooS_RCLooS_RC
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 04:41 AM
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that was a sucker punch...

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 05:25 AM
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i heard one where the first 2 rooms are the same, but the last room is Pam Anderson giving an ugly person head, and then the devil goes "alright Pam, times up"

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for SaintJimmySaintJimmy
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 06:44 AM
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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 10:02 AM
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the horror of it all

im calling PETA!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for videophotogvideophotog
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 12:18 PM
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Everytme I go by or go into a Starbucks, I will always think of this joke! Good one!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 04:09 PM
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lol.......that would be why you check everything out before you choose.

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 02:30 AM
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Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

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