Bad Moods 8 comments | Posted by videophotog 44 months ago

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There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.

When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week." The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then the boy says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"

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alex657684 Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 10:15 AM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Kids these days.....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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amysue180 Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 12:08 PM 102 tokens, 1.44 days wasted

i've heard it before, but it's funny every time.

Live well, Laugh often, Love much.

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viktoria_ja Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 12:42 PM 1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted

it was posted few days ago

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killapenguin Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 03:54 PM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

If they're married, he probably hasnt gotten any in a while anyway.

" " - Harpo Marx

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konifur Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 04:57 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

WHO WANTS TO EAT A CAT ANYWAY,

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 10:05 AM 2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

that's an old joke, didn't even make me grin

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Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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stutterfly Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 11:53 AM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

i think this is a repost...&& the first time i read it i didn't get it...now i still don't get it

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Naruto Posted on Jul 14, 2006 at 10:51 PM 1,731 tokens, 5.32 days wasted

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me neather, i hate to be alone

try your best fool, I'll send it back 1,000 fold!!
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