Perverted Teacher 20 comments | Posted by mad-meex 33 months ago

Previous

Next

  Send to Friend     Post Comment

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3r d
grade
too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should
know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go
to
the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a
dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot
of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "

Recently Posted Web Blogs

I Just Had A Ponder	netherdale
Blind Skydiving	Heywood
Konifurs Angry Rant	konifur
Thursday Groaners	sweetbirdy3
A Hole Behind ( Joke )	Bamber

Community Comments  Post Comment

alex657684 Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 07:50 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

is it normal that i got all the last questions wrong too? this is one of those jokes that stays funny no matter how many times you hear it.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Reply | Post New

hunnybunny Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 10:43 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

lmao nice one i have'nt heard this one before altho it baffels me why a women would shake hands sat down??????

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 06:28 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

it baffels me why a women would shake hands sat down??????

Because a woman, if already seated, isn't expected to stand to greet someone. That's only expected of men.
That's an old rule of etiquette dating back many, many years. It's not really practiced anymore.





(This comment was modified on Jul 06, 2006 03:18 PM)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

hunnybunny Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 05:56 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Oh ok thanks for that sarah lol your are a book of knowledge

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 11:08 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Well actually, I just had very uppity grandparents.
They drilled all that into my head.
I've since rejected most of it unless it conveniences me somehow.



But, we'll go with what you said about me being a book of knowledge.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

hunnybunny Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 09:48 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

You are to me you alway have to expalin things i dont get lmao sometimes it does amaze me how you know some of the things lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 08:45 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Why, thank you !!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 03:17 PM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

she seems like more of a pamphlet of knowledge to me.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 03:17 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

Oh, go suck an egg.

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 03:47 PM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

we love you too sarah.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 11:43 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I'd bet you say that to ALL the girls ...

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:43 AM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

but i'm a perfect angel.



















well, maybe not...

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

Reply | Post New

Sarah Posted on Jul 11, 2006 at 11:42 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

Reply | Post New

hunnybunny Posted on Jul 07, 2006 at 09:46 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

No i would definantly use the word book she always explains things i dont know (which somethimes is a lot)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

Reply | Post New

Emme Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 08:30 AM 873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

That's an old rule of etiquette dating back many, many years. It's not really practiced anymore.

- So true, but the world would be a nicer place if more people practiced proper etiquette. I for one am a little old fashion when it comes to some things -- I like a man to treat me as a lady! (But he most remember I am his equal!)

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

Reply | Post New

Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 09:31 AM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Emme's original comment

that can be a tall order for some men Emme. not me though, i just avoid women, they make me nervous.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

Reply | Post New

killapenguin Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 02:59 PM 2,316 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

enroll the kid in a catholic school

" " - Harpo Marx

Reply | Post New

zman14 Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 08:38 PM 1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

THAT WAS GREAT i knew ALMOST all the answers lol

---

The following image was attached:

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

Reply | Post New

Emme Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 08:33 AM 873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

I loved it! My mind went to the gutter on the last questions - first thing pop into my head were all sexual! Maybe thats cause I'm not having any!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

Reply | Post New

Emme Posted on Jul 12, 2006 at 10:36 AM 873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Awww! There's no reason to be nervous around me -- I don't bite, unless you want me to!!!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

Reply | Post New

Post a Comment

Attach Image:

View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline