Bedtime 6 comments | Posted by junsanchez41 33 months ago

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A little boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. go to sleep."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to smack you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to smack me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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alex657684 Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 04:20 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

hell no kid. you had your chance, and you're just going to get smacked, and nothing else.

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minodude Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 04:59 AM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

but he doesnt want to waste his precious time staying up to get water

and besides, if he isnt asleep anyways...let him wet the bed!

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viktoria_ja Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 06:36 AM 1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted

another reason for not having kids !

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likeaneagle Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 08:10 AM 14,492 tokens, 2.04 months wasted

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i woundnt do it again! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 03:11 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Why doesn't that lazy, little brat get up off his ass & get his own damn water ?!

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Phoenix_84 Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 09:34 AM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

kind of a lame joke

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