A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It does wonders for her and she enjoys showing off her new looks. She goes to the papershop and asks the man, ''excuse me Sir, how old do you think I am''?
The man replies ''You're 30 ?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice try.''
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you think I am?''
The man replies, ''You're 37, right?''
The lady says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.''
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her nickers.''
So, quietly, she lets him do so.
Five minutes later . He says, ''You're 47!''
The lady is astonished and asks, ''How did you know?''
The old man replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''
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... good one... 
... so, after all, Mc Donald's is good for something...
