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27 comments | Posted by minodude 45 months ago
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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 07:16 AM
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Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 08:15 AM
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yeah,, right!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 02:33 PM
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hihih


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View Profile for txqtee03txqtee03
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 03:43 PM
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Now teach the other one and i will be a very happy girl. TYSM.

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."


 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 01:28 AM
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I always wanted to be a teacher when i grow up

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 07:37 PM
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good one viki!!!!!!!! my boyfriend!

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 07:39 PM
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hes a real hunk!!!


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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 01:53 AM
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what can i say im a giver

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Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 02:20 AM
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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 06:17 AM
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i konow im just a little


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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 07:12 AM
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purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 07:21 AM
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(This comment was modified on Jul 01, 2006 07:23 AM)

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 07:22 AM
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Im thinking of getting me one of those !

I want my Harley to look something like that !


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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 07:58 AM
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very nice!!!!!!


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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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all the sudden i want to become a cow girl

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 11:10 AM
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or a mermaid!!!!!!


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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 02:11 PM
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or maby i will become a piromaniac when i grow up ?


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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 03:40 PM
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they would be nice!


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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 02:06 AM
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whole world of possibilities


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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 02:35 AM
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i love clooney!!!i would lay at his feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 02:38 AM
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you and me both !mrauuuuuuu

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 10:50 AM
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Lmao
I like it mino!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 12:02 PM
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oh hell no.....there'd be a very dead woman lying on the ground shortly thereafter.

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View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 12:57 PM
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well..well.. better make it always....

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
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Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 06:50 PM
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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 07:24 AM
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women do the strangest things

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View Profile for bulldozerbulldozer
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 09:25 PM
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Ouch!!! Talk about a big blow to the ego and the heart.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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