I've seen it b4. But still funny as hell. I like #1.

1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a
one of them.


So, I guess this means that I'm not grown up yet ...

25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't
apply to you!

Yep...that's me. I guess I'm all grown up.

Not one of those things apply to me!

PARTY ON!

haha 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

that's what hard work will do to you

1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a
one of them.
Never had this problem.

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
I'd have sex just about anywhere.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Beer isn't a staple due to my lifestyle. But it sure is tasty!

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
I'll go to bed at about 4am on party nights.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
NEVAR!!!

6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
Umbrellas are for little girls.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup
and breakup.
This would describe my fambliy.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
Whats a vacation? 6-7 days of work per week here.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
I hate sweaters. Especially those holiday ones.

10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
We still have the stereo blaring at 2am. The neighbors don't care because they are at the party.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
I hate my relatives.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Taco Bell gives me the shits.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
go up.
Getting divorced caused my insurance to go down $15 per month.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
There are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
It always has.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
I will tomorrow. I have appointments today or I'd be doing it now.

17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
Oh, that aint the whole date...lol...

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would
severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
Read #12.

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids,
not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
Whats a drugstore?

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
Yes it is. BOONESFARM!

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
I had bacon last night just for the hell of it.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
I say both of those for some reason.

23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
Nope. DAMN YOU UGOTO!

24. You don't drink at home to save money before going
to a bar.
We still do this.

25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't
apply to you!
I have no idea if I did or didn't.

I like these lists.
They make for happy ending.

(This comment was modified on Jun 24, 2006 02:28 PM)

Yay still young! Even thought I feel like a grown up smetimes -.-

.....Party on alright!! theres still young people here!

yay for bieng 15 none of that applies to me , I stay up till 2 am then sleep on the couch and eat wings!!