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11 comments | Posted by petergriffin 33 months ago

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the other day i opened a bottle of gatorade. i poured it into the glass and i saw something weird. there was something floating around in there. i picked it up and it looked like slime. but alot like snot! and there was alot in there to. i called the number on the bottle and they said it musta been some kind of mold and "microorganisms" and some other big words and shit. i could imagine seeing her going through the manual on what to say. im talking to a lawyer about it. that shit coulda made me sick. hopefully ill have a case and get some easy money and be set for life!

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Fayt
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 01:48 PM
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I,ll say I saw it aswell for $50

Hows that for a deal?

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PANCAKES
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 01:59 PM
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You lucky sonuva.... Ima go buy me some gatorade

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bulldozer
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 02:59 PM
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Yeah, I wish i could get a lawsuit on a huge corporation. btw I like your signature. Monty Python and the Holy Grail is awesome. That happens to be my favorite line.

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bulldozer
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 03:00 PM
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Go get'em man. Show those coporate big wigs who's boss.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
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kro7
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 03:03 PM
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That's a little scary seeing as i don't pour things into glasses like that but just drink them. I could have downed a whole bottle of slime without knowing it, well, aside from the fact that the texture, and taste would be different. But still!!!! LOL, good luck.

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 03:10 PM
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lol......if you drank it and got sick, you'd get even more money.

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petergriffin
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 04:49 PM
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OMFG!!! AFTER READING THESE COMMENTS I WENT TO CHECK ON MY LITTLE BUDDY IN THE BOTTLE. AND MY MOM HAD POURED IT OUT! I COULD KILL HER NOW!

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minodude
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 05:16 PM
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sunabitch!!

Just Kidding!!

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