Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle 8 comments | Posted by videophotog 34 months ago

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how ! to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all overthe table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

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SaintJimmy Posted on Jun 11, 2006 at 05:06 AM 692 tokens, 4.54 days wasted

dumb blond

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alex657684 Posted on Jun 11, 2006 at 11:38 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

i never get tired of hearing this joke.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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minodude Posted on Jun 11, 2006 at 06:42 PM 19,407 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

she might be able to make tucan sam out of fruit loops , he involves the collors of the cereal

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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bazil94 Posted on Jun 11, 2006 at 11:35 PM 126 tokens, 1.62 days wasted

i wonder what would happen if you gave her chex

I ignore what the angels say,
and enjoy a special place,
where the demons speak to me

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hunnybunny Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 07:30 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

LMAO

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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Emme Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 10:27 AM 873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Good one! The pastor of my church actually worked this one into one of his sermons!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
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stutterfly Posted on Jul 15, 2006 at 03:49 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_____.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
bang bang

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milu Posted on Jul 30, 2006 at 07:21 AM 237 tokens, 8.85 hours wasted

good joke

milu

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