Avon Calling 8 comments | Posted by joe 45 months ago

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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.

Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.

"Holy cow! What's that smell?"

"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"

"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."

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konifur Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 11:56 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

thats what i call a shit joke.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DEEDEE Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 12:12 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

I think its a shitty joke! Why an Avon lady? They sell nothing that is pine scented. Maybe if it was an Amway distributor, it might have been funny.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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TGI420 Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 02:53 PM 1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

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lol, i didnt even know amway was still around

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DEEDEE Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 03:28 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

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I wasnt sure either after reading your comment but, I did a little checking and believe it or not....it still is. I cant help but, feel I may have given away my age with my original comment. LOL.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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alex657684 Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 06:06 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

um.....ok.

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Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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bazil94 Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 08:18 PM 126 tokens, 1.62 days wasted

poor little shit joke, its not funny

(This comment was modified on Jun 06, 2006 08:18 PM)

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and enjoy a special place,
where the demons speak to me

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getcrunkJP Posted on Jun 06, 2006 at 11:21 PM 28 tokens, 30 mins wasted

lmao

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you risk not living at all... think about it snowboard 4 life

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junsanchez41 Posted on Jun 10, 2006 at 12:56 PM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

sorry, i dont know how the crapped a Christmas tree smells.....

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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