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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are
(allegedly) genuine excerpts from the forms:
01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins; child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.
03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had
it replaced.
05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad, as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look
thesame to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro
Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?