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What A Plum
13 comments | Posted by Bishport 34 months ago

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Went out Friday night, with my Brothers to a new club in the town, the place was packed to the rafters ! fighting to the Bar, I got served by a little wiggley wench, all chattie and smiles!! she served me four pints and charged me next to nothing for it !! SAY NOTHING ! I thought! next pint my brother went to bye a round, let me go i said, the barmaid got the hot's for me !! all night i fought to get to that bloody bar,stood like a plum trying to catch the little wench's eye, and every time i got it cheep ! I waited on my Brothers like a slave! only to find out at the end of the night, BEER HALF PRICE, TONITE ONLY !!

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Vijchti
Posted on May 28, 2006 at 05:37 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

A little rusty on the lady looks, eh? Let me give you some pointers:

1. If she looks at you, she's not interested.

2. If she stares at you, you're funny looking and she's not interested.

3. If she winks at you, she's got something in her eye.

4. If she makes sexual gestures at you, she's been drinking a bit of what she's selling and, to your dismay, those gestures were meant for the gent behind you.

Any questions?

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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humpo_2006
Posted on May 28, 2006 at 07:06 AM
28 tokens, 1.93 hours wasted

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lol

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alex657684
Posted on May 28, 2006 at 03:29 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well that about sucks.......

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 28, 2006 at 11:21 PM
7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Hopefully the free food made it worth it.

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rasec1736
Posted on May 29, 2006 at 12:06 AM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

that can be embarassing

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ramrock
Posted on May 29, 2006 at 05:58 PM
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food...?food?....Nope ,no, no mention of food,just the wench.....Not even beer nuts

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Arch
Posted on May 29, 2006 at 07:38 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

What's a wiggley wench???

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Monkey
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 02:22 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Weird.

I go to a club, drink for free, and women do shit like touch my chest and grab my arms when they talk to me.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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hunnybunny
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 08:54 AM
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Have you woken up yet

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

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Monkey
Posted on May 30, 2006 at 11:11 AM
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lol I'm dead serious.

2 weeks ago I was at a club drinking a beer some italian girl brought me from her friend (one of many that others had bought me....it was my night I guess). She said her friend wanted to meet me, but instead I ended up talking to this girl for about an hour.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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hunnybunny
Posted on May 31, 2006 at 06:17 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

wow i am impressed then lol your wife is a lucky lady