Sounds At The Grocery Store ?

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Sounds At The Grocery Store ?
12 comments | Posted by bwjtx 50 months ago

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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a
thunderstorm.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackling.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

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Vijchti
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 03:13 PM
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They need to have that same system installed in sex shops.

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Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 03:36 PM
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you know it wasnt installed for blind people.. which would make sense.. but for people who cant read english

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Arch
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 05:09 PM
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Good one Batman.

The first time I heard the mooing in the milk area, I thought it was the workers I saw walking around the room behind it.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 08:22 PM
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What do you hear when you go into the beer aisle? Belching?

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videophotog
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 10:10 PM
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I'm afraid to ask about the personal hygine section! If they have a wine section, is it a recording of my mother-in-law (whine)?

(This comment was modified on May 24, 2006 10:11 PM)

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bwjtx
Posted on May 26, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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I wonder... whats that noise in the Canned Baked Beans Isle ? WHEW !! ROFLMAO about the Whining !!!

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Monkey
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 12:01 AM
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What happens when you go down the asshole isle?

Oh, you hear the sounds of my wife.

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 04:19 PM
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" Did I just say that out loud ? "

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alex657684
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 12:04 AM
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woohoo!!!! good one..

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hunnybunny
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 07:02 AM
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LMAO nice one batman, my kids love he mooing cow effect in the milk section lol

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girl4fun
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:50 PM
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A local produce store around me has swinging monkeys over the banana bin - creeps me out. Everytime you reach towards the bananas the stupid thing swings around the branch of a tree - crazy people who design these stores.....

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Monkey
Posted on May 26, 2006 at 12:17 AM
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Sounds like my kind of store.

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