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What Is A Billion?
14 comments | Posted by Gatorbait 34 months ago
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"Billion"

The next time you hear a politician use the
word "billion" in a casual manner, think
about whether you want the "politicians"
spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job
of putting that figure into some perspective
in one of its releases:

a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the
earth on two feet.

e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours
and 20 minutes, at the rate our government
is spending it.

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View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 07:00 PM
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that really make you think

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 08:40 PM
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It did for me

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 11:15 PM
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at least you are getting social security

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 05:14 AM
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Am I? I'm not so sure... I have 17 years before I can start collecting it.. is there going to be anything there? Even worse, Is it going to last til I die? Wal-Mart can only use so many people greeters.

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View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 09:34 PM
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NO KIDDING!!! Our prime minister little Johnny Howard has gone over to america for a "HOLIDAY" and apparently he is spending over a billion dollars a day of OUR tax money cause he has to stay in the top hotels and get the finest service. While our country is going downhill with the rising fuel prices and poor pay rates. Politicians these day are friggen useless!!!!!

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View Profile for SaintJimmySaintJimmy
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 01:04 AM
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damn right

that f***king jhon howard


 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:28 PM
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that you would believe that a politician " spends a billion a day " on hotel bills is ludicrous in the first place.

Try again


 
View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:43 PM
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Im only saying what they put on the news buddie. And John Howard has been known to spend ludicrous amounts of money on himself in the past. Its both him and his wife on this holiday. I might be wrong it might be a million a day but it would soon all add up and thats just not right in my opinion

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View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:39 PM
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There is no way anyone (except maybe the government) can spend a billion daily, yet alone over a billion. But I would believe him spending thousans, even hundred of thousands a day and it adds up --- and anyway that is not the real point -- point is he is wasting tax payers money!!!! That should be aganist the law -- actually it is -- just have to prove it is not all business!!!!!

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View Profile for minemine
Posted on May 21, 2006 at 10:03 PM
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A billion is different in the UK and US. I think 0ne is 1,000,000,000 and the other is 1,000,000,000,000. Anyone know which? I think the larger one is UK.

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:19 PM
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a billion is still a billion. 1,000,000,000 of anything


 
View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:33 PM
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The way this government waste money is totally ridicules.There should be stricter guidelines and a totally independent comittee to over see spending.

(This comment was modified on May 22, 2006 09:41 PM)

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 11:32 PM
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really? who would have thought?

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 11:29 AM
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Thanks gater that gave me something to be thinking about

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