The Intercoms Still On!! 7 comments | Posted by SaintJimmy 50 months ago

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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its
final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper,
watcha gonna do in Tampa?"
"Well, " says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the
hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess
with the huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and
dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins
looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to
the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips
over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The ! old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first

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lelos Posted on May 22, 2006 at 11:15 AM 535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

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stutterfly Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:18 PM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

lmao

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Gatorbait Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:33 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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alex657684 Posted on May 22, 2006 at 11:48 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

how come i never have the good looking flight attendants?

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hunnybunny Posted on May 24, 2006 at 07:38 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

LMAO old people always come up with some funny comment

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weezel Posted on May 24, 2006 at 09:03 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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BoggieB Posted on May 24, 2006 at 08:35 PM 92 tokens, 16.68 hours wasted

the old lady only stopped her because she wanted to get there first

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