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Worm Class
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from
this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate

...you won't have worms!"

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dr_love_6969
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:54 AM
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lmao she told that sucka, but i guess he was askin for it when he put chocolate in it. Women requir chocolate to make it everyday. That is what makes them taste so sweet

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bwjtx
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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Thats why I love to eat them...............................................CHOCOLATES of course !!! He he !!

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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dr_love_6969
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 12:16 PM
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blah i rather eat the woman...opps did i say that out loud...

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weezel
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 03:36 PM
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yeah id rather eat woman too

Lalalala...

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weezel
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 03:36 PM
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Lalalala...

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lelos
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 01:52 PM
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junsanchez41
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 02:22 PM
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definately true, i agree with that do it and enjoy....

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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alex657684
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 02:30 PM
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oh no......another man of god killing god's creations.

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mellowkat
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 10:55 PM
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Serves him right for trying to take the fun out of life!! In moderation two of those things are alright so tough titties to him.

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