Tetanus Shot 8 comments | Posted by ramrock 35 months ago

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Subject: Tetanus shot

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then
starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm goin! to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Now where are YOU going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a tetanus shot."

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alex657684 Posted on May 19, 2006 at 01:12 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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timewaster89 Posted on May 19, 2006 at 01:12 PM 23 tokens, 1.12 hours wasted

That was just wrong...

Whiskey cures all problems..

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petergriffin Posted on May 19, 2006 at 02:47 PM 826 tokens, 4.18 days wasted

fun fact! you can get tetnaus from any piece of metal. it doesnt have to be rusty!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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stutterfly Posted on May 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

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kool i didn't noe that interesting...

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lelos Posted on May 20, 2006 at 01:41 PM 535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

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junsanchez41 Posted on May 20, 2006 at 02:34 PM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

maybe she needs that anti-biotics not a titanus shot....

(This comment was modified on May 20, 2006 02:35 PM)

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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weezel Posted on May 20, 2006 at 03:40 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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Gatorbait Posted on May 20, 2006 at 11:04 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I love old fart jokes!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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