Signs You Drink Too Much

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Signs You Drink Too Much
10 comments | Posted by Phoenix_84 35 months ago

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You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

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OrangeJuice
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 05:16 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

I hardly drink, but it was very funny

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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person
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 05:22 PM
198 tokens, 3.86 days wasted

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

"Norm!"

*signature*

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videophotog
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 05:37 PM
17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

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I can't be an alcholoic because alcholoics go to meetings.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 08:42 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

I can't relate to many.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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Tlite77
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 11:19 PM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

One to add: You have a pillow and blanket in the bathroom at all times because you just never know

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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