Oops! That's Embarrassing 7 comments | Posted by DEEDEE 35 months ago

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A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a
bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see
advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages". He
opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all
the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You
know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he
gave her a call.


"Hello?" the woman says.
God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd
like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I 'm talking
kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll
go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how
does that sound?"


She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9".

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DEEDEE Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:03 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

You must dial 9 to get out. hahahahahaha! I'll be right up after I check in this next customer.

(This comment was modified on May 14, 2006 01:03 PM)

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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alex657684 Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:25 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

oops.......his mistake.

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OrangeJuice Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:33 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Think before you speak buddy!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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TacoMan5000 Posted on May 14, 2006 at 08:54 PM 1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

is there really a photo like that in the phone book? damn, i'm missing out.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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konifur Posted on May 15, 2006 at 05:14 AM 26,096 tokens, 1.56 months wasted

good one dee dee keep em comming..mmmm i love whip cream

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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weezel Posted on May 16, 2006 at 03:58 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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Phoenix_84 Posted on May 17, 2006 at 02:13 PM 2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

i wonder if she showed up at his room that night.

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Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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