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What Would You Take?
30 comments | Posted by petergriffin 35 months ago
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if you were stranded on an island what 5 things would you take?

id take-

a pornstar

a pornstar

a pornstar

a tent

a lighter

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View Profile for VijchtiVijchti
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 06:49 PM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted
A boat.


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Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

 
View Profile for VijchtiVijchti
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 11:57 PM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted
Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

Sigh...I'll play nicely. :)

1. A solar-powered, satellite cell phone

2. A knife

3. A lighter

4. The most beautiful woman on the planet

5. A box to hide the cell phone from her.

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 07:23 PM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted
I would take:
A knife, lighter, rope,tent, and my teddy bear.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 07:38 PM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted
I'd take 2 things:
1 huge container with everything i need/want,
the 2nd thing will be my bf.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for minemine
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 10:08 PM
1,602 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

Good one Orangejuice!

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 08:58 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted
Besides the basic survival kit, a book with 600 recipes for coconut

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:16 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted
Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

Good one Gator!

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View Profile for zman14zman14
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 09:01 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted
humm electricty my ps2 my tv my mp3 and a computer

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View Profile for joejoe
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 12:06 AM
61,883 tokens, 3.03 months wasted
I would take Katt...


a washing machine, a stove, some cleaning supplies, and a television.

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:19 AM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Comment in reply to joe's original comment

LMFAO

Well, I guess I'd better bring:

A can opener

A French maid's uniform

Massage Oil

The phone number to an island pizza delivery place

My hot twin sister




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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:16 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

oooohhhhhh.......i like th massage oil and the hot twin sister. .

and yes, i'd like some candy.

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:23 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Beep beep beep....

I enjoy bacon.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:29 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

lol....be nice. you know men have fragile egos.

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:17 PM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
i'd take my computer, electricity, Elder Scrolls 4, and because i'd like peace and quiet, i'll leave the real women at home and take 2 blow up dolls.

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View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 09:29 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
1.pot
2.lighter
3.tent
4.fishing pole
5.a good book

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for petergriffinpetergriffin
Posted on May 14, 2006 at 11:00 PM
826 tokens, 4.18 days wasted
Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

YA! POT!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 01:58 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
Comment in reply to petergriffin's original comment

No, I knew you would have that. I meant a pot to boil water. LOL.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for kiepaykiepay
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 12:36 AM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

But what would you do for the munchies?

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

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View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 02:05 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted
Comment in reply to kiepay's original comment

I guess I could hook up with you and that "teddy bear" and munch on some of what he's got. LOL.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:20 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

No kidding!

That is one hell of a teddy bear...

I enjoy bacon.

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View Profile for girl4fungirl4fun
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 02:55 PM
179 tokens, 1.37 days wasted
Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

You'd certainly be bumming - don't forget the rizlas.... (or zig zag, which ever)


 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 07:35 AM
1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted
1. A big boat.
2. A smaller boat to get to the big boat
3. A lifejacket, the boats usless if i drown
4. A captain for the Big boat.
5. An engineer for the big boat.


 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 10:49 AM
2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted
1. my buddies
2. a case of swiss army knives
3. a truck worth of MREs
4. an axe
5. rope

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:07 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted
Large sailboat with inboard motor.
GPS
Enough food for a month
Ham Radio
Hot babes (they come in 6 packs so its still technically one item)

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:22 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

They also make a "Party-Pak" of babes. There's 12 to a case.

I enjoy bacon.

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View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 03:21 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted
Just when I thought you were doing better --- "pornstar" - your too young to even be looking at that crap; plus what happened to your girlfriend???

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View Profile for petergriffinpetergriffin
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 10:23 PM
826 tokens, 4.18 days wasted
Comment in reply to Emme's original comment

yeah we still love eachother VERY much but. come on what hetrosexual guy doesnt want to do a pornstar! your a good person but you cant take me serioulsy ALL the time. but when im obvioulsy being sarcastic dont take me seriously ok babe!

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 08:51 AM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted
Comment in reply to petergriffin's original comment

Ok Pete! And just remember -- I never mean anything bad by my comments -- just caring for the "youth out there -- like you"!

(This comment was modified on May 16, 2006 08:56 AM)

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
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View Profile for EmmeEmme
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 04:30 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted
I'd take: 1.Camping Gear (Huge confortable floored tent & air-matress & pillow & sleeping bag & survival kit & solar powered lantern)
2. Solar powered - charger for different size bateries.
3. Ipod and satellite cell phone with rechargable bateries
4. few good books, including the Bible
5. and member "bwjtx", he seems nice and has strong looking arms!



(This comment was modified on May 15, 2006 04:42 PM)

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on May 19, 2006 at 06:23 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
Hmmm this is a hard one

1. Electricity
2. PC (with wireless internet, so i can still come on here lol, contact home and watch TV)
3. Enough food to last me a life time
4. Luxury tent and camping equipment.
5. MY HUBBIE!!!!!!

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a husband.


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