Viagra Adverstising 7 comments | Posted by videophotog 46 months ago

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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff
meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty
sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun,
told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.


Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned
in their suggestions and created A Top Ten List. With all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!


And the unanimous number one slogan:





1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

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petergriffin Posted on May 12, 2006 at 08:45 AM 826 tokens, 4.18 days wasted

hahahah thats funny. but ive seen it b4. :(

it is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

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Szarko Posted on May 12, 2006 at 10:28 AM 65 tokens, 3.35 hours wasted

lol wow... good find... Still think that "Viagra, like a rock" is better

Cheers

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lelos Posted on May 12, 2006 at 11:15 AM 535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

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alex657684 Posted on May 12, 2006 at 12:11 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

those are funny. but is it bad that i know what product each slogan is from?

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weezel Posted on May 12, 2006 at 03:43 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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no because i know them to

Lalalala...

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DEEDEE Posted on May 14, 2006 at 01:24 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

2.,7., and 9. are my favorites.

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Ohiobabe513 Posted on May 14, 2006 at 06:36 PM 511 tokens, 6.91 days wasted

lol! nicely done!

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