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Roll Of Quarters
11 comments | Posted by rasec1736 35 months ago

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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside
the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most
attractive woman there.
He was very pleased with himself after he noticed
her constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he
said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help
produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?"
"As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward
his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"

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Szarko
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 10:25 AM
65 tokens, 3.35 hours wasted

Good one lol

Cheers

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lelos
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 11:21 AM
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Phoenix_84
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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i don't get it

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I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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TacoMan5000
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 02:57 PM
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she knows that he's full of shit and is using a roll of quarters, so that's her way of breaking it to him.

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that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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