Golfing Accident 12 comments | Posted by DEEDEE 35 months ago

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Golfing Accident

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle.

When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a tree and bounced back straight at him.

It hit him in the temple and killed him.

He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"

"Yes, I am," he replied.

St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"

The golfer replied, "You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"

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OrangeJuice Posted on May 09, 2006 at 02:05 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Can someone explain please?

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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rasec1736 Posted on May 09, 2006 at 02:16 PM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

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you know how holes have par 3 meaning that it takes three shot to get there.
he says that it only took him to hits to get to heaven

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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rasec1736 Posted on May 09, 2006 at 02:17 PM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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weezel Posted on May 09, 2006 at 03:29 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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DEEDEE Posted on May 09, 2006 at 07:17 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

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Well I am sorry this put you to sleep. It seems the really funny stuff that I submit gets rejected.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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weezel Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:38 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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its ok some things aren't funny to me that are funny to others its kinda hard to make me laugh at times

Lalalala...

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DEEDEE Posted on May 10, 2006 at 06:27 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

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To be honest it wasn't really bust a gut funny anyway.




Have you seen the "compilation of painful sliding" ?
Thats funny!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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weezel Posted on May 10, 2006 at 08:10 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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yes it is...................

Lalalala...

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alex657684 Posted on May 09, 2006 at 06:23 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

um.....wow.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on May 09, 2006 at 07:41 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Sad

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Emokid66 Posted on May 11, 2006 at 10:12 AM 41 tokens, 2.33 hours wasted

being a golfer this is hillerious
good one

"I'm All In"

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lelos Posted on May 11, 2006 at 12:06 PM 535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

Good one

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