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An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven
Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman
so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he
poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 15, 2006 at 08:47 PM
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I hope everyone enjoys this. I LMFAO.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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videophotog
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 03:42 AM
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Printing it out now so my wife can read it in the morning. She won't find it funny though but I did! You probably started something new for the guys on ugoto.com.

What really impressed me is that you are from England and you know American Football scoring. Most Americans (like me) are clueless on soccer which I know is big where you live.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 08:51 PM
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Now, I think you may be mistaken me for someone else. I dont think they have mud bogs and say ya'll in England. I am flattered though.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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videophotog
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 09:12 PM
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Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Somewhere along the way I picked up the notion that you were from England, obviously I'm wrong or if you ask my wife..of course I'm wrong, but after 15 years of marriage at least I get the final word "Yes Dear!".

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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DEEDEE
Posted on May 17, 2006 at 05:47 PM
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No Dear, after 15 years of marriage you can finally admit when your wrong....you see, she's got you trained. It's nice to know there is hope for my husband yet. We just celebrated 10 yrs. May 4th.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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SaintJimmy
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 05:34 AM
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*let's one go*

YAY SEVEN POINTS

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konifur
Posted on May 16, 2006 at 06:25 AM
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only trouble is the man will always win any farting games

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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