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Princess Or Queen
13 comments | Posted by lelos 35 months ago
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, sophisticated woman hadn't moved. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, "Well honey, in my country I'm called a Queen, so . TRAY UP BIZNATCH

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 01:09 PM
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this is one repost i never tire of hearing.

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 02:28 PM
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Me too

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 03:53 PM
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REPOST AND I AM TIRED OF HEARING IT!!

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 09:22 PM
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Comment in reply to weezel's original comment

yeah, cause if you remeber its a repost, you can just listen to it in your head

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 03:13 PM
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yup exactly.....

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for PolarBearPolarBear
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 05:03 PM
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Umm, yeah.

Biznatch?

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View Profile for SzarkoSzarko
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 07:32 PM
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Comment in reply to PolarBear's original comment

lol thats what I was thinking... arf?

Cheers

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View Profile for SuperdudeSuperdude
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 08:52 PM
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AHH YOU RUINED IT!!! THe ending is supposed to say "Well in my country im called a queen so I outrank you bitch"

Just another Pirate lookin' for booty!

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:10 PM
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Shouldn't that say biatch.?.

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View Profile for SzarkoSzarko
Posted on May 11, 2006 at 10:23 AM
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It should. The biznatch just doesnt go other than that its quite good...

Cheers

A wise man once said "Rawr"

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on May 12, 2006 at 08:13 PM
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Cheers!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

 
View Profile for rasec1736rasec1736
Posted on May 10, 2006 at 10:26 PM
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This is the best joke i have heard in a while

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now with my "myspace" band of the week.

 
View Profile for BoggieBBoggieB
Posted on May 13, 2006 at 07:37 PM
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I think any person who will come right out and call themself a Queen has way to much self respect.
How can you insult sombody that insults themself


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