Men Dont Listen 16 comments | Posted by bwjtx 35 months ago

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Hospital Restroom

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom,but it had
always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You
may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the
wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each
button was identified by letters:

WW,WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know
if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling,
he thought. Men's
restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water.

When this stopped, he pushed the P P button. A large
powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flowers
to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom
was more than a restroom.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew
would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I
remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen

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bwjtx Posted on May 06, 2006 at 09:49 AM 1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

OUCHEE......makes me shiver at the thought of !!!!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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OrangeJuice Posted on May 06, 2006 at 10:21 AM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Poor him... must be HELL hurt!!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Sarah Posted on May 06, 2006 at 10:25 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Men Never Listen


Oh ... this I know !!!!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Gatorbait Posted on May 06, 2006 at 10:22 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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HOWEVER! I know my share of women with listening deficit disorder

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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Sarah Posted on May 07, 2006 at 12:39 PM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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Oh pardon me, I wasn't listening ... what did you say ?






(This comment was modified on May 07, 2006 12:40 PM)

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Gatorbait Posted on May 07, 2006 at 01:11 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

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PRECISELY!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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lelos Posted on May 06, 2006 at 10:34 AM 535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

Just remember sont press ATR

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videophotog Posted on May 06, 2006 at 10:35 AM 17,093 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

What, what did you say?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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szabo Posted on May 06, 2006 at 11:00 AM 241 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

Ouch!!!

Never argue with an idiot. First they bring you down to their level and then
beat you with experience. Anon.....

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Arch Posted on May 06, 2006 at 11:36 AM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Well, maybe now the penis fairy will come give him a nickel.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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weezel Posted on May 09, 2006 at 03:53 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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that would be cool HEY KIDS LOOK ITS THE PENIS FAIRY!!

Lalalala...

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softpretzel025 Posted on May 06, 2006 at 12:25 PM 152 tokens, 9.95 hours wasted

I instantly crossed my legs and went AAAAAAHHH MY GOD

I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

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SoR_AWC Posted on May 07, 2006 at 03:21 PM 7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

Hospitals are discriminateing against men.

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Lord-Bates Posted on May 07, 2006 at 09:21 PM 3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

wow so many jokes and MSn or AIM names make fun of man and blondes i am sick of it

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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stutterfly Posted on May 08, 2006 at 10:00 PM 628 tokens, 1.5 days wasted

lmao good one!! that's funny

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DEEDEE Posted on May 08, 2006 at 10:06 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

LMAO! That's funny.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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