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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly,
the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light
by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration
as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her
cell
phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
to
the
police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
placed
in a holding cell..
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your
car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and
cussing a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus
Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally... I
assumed
you
had stolen the car."
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