Ed Zachary Disease

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Ed Zachary Disease
12 comments | Posted by dr_love_6969 35 months ago

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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.

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szabo
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 04:45 PM
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pretty good, lol

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Hannah
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 05:15 PM
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Comment in reply to szabo's original comment

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahahahah no.

lol thats pretty good
crap yow hands, crap em good!

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 08:01 PM
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Jus don crap you pants

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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weezel
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 06:36 PM
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im not 100% sure but i think this is a repost

Lalalala...

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stutterfly
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 09:30 PM
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yes yes i agree that's definitly a repost maybe with a different doctor name but nontheless a REPOST!!!

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minodude
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 10:18 PM
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i agree with you agreeing with him

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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weezel
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 03:45 PM
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i agree with u for agreeing with her for agreeing with me

Lalalala...

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minodude
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 07:02 PM
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well i agree with you cause you agree with me for agreeing with her for agreeing with you

agreed?

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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weezel
Posted on May 02, 2006 at 07:29 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

very well said ...and yes

Lalalala...

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