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The Italian Mother
10 comments | Posted by joe 35 months ago

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Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, Mama can''t help but notice how pretty Anthony''s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.

Reading his Mom''s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I''ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don''t suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it, but I''ll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:

"Dear Momma, I''m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I''m not saying that you didn''t take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Anthony"

Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.

"Figlio mio, I''m not saying that you ''do'' sleep with Maria, and I''m not saying that you ''do not'' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Momma"

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 12:55 PM
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well i'd be sleeping with her too.......

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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weezel
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 06:55 PM
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so would i ...damn i hate when it doesn't take short comments .....so i made this one longer

Lalalala...

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TGI420
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 01:15 PM
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thats pretty slick. goooooo mom.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 07:21 PM
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Good idea mama!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 09:10 PM
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Mama mia! You donta mess wita mama

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 09:13 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

mOMMA knows best !!!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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