Birds And The Bees 7 comments | Posted by joe 35 months ago

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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds
and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting
into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech.
At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me
with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups
don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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Monkey Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 02:05 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Oh...little kid. Grown ups have sex. Sick twisted sex. Just wait until you have a computer of your own and you'll see with your own eyes what kind of sex grownups have.

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minodude Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 05:39 AM 19,406 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

i swear this is a REPOST

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 11:35 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well that kid is kind of young to be thinking about sex already

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TGI420 Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 12:42 PM 1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

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heh at 10 i was staring at the babysitters tits pretty hard..

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 29, 2006 at 01:07 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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lol...ok, maybe i just got a late start.

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weezel Posted on May 01, 2006 at 07:00 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

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maybe u did cuz i watched porn at 11

Lalalala...

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BoggieB Posted on May 03, 2006 at 08:52 PM 92 tokens, 16.68 hours wasted

That sounded like me as a little kid I waz teaching my parents things I learned on the internet

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