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Barber Gives A Tip
11 comments | Posted by joe 35 months ago

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a
close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between
your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does."

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Sarah
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 07:08 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

EW !!

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nova
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 08:29 AM
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I think I'm going to spew

Damn that shit is whack

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 10:08 AM
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That's disgusting!

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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TGI420
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 11:40 AM
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lol, good one

but id have to slug the barber.

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 11:59 AM
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That's just nasty! Funny but, nasty.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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stutterfly
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 05:22 PM
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ROTFL that's funni!!

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chevygirl
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 07:22 PM
289 tokens, 10.02 hours wasted

thats grossness..........dont even want to imagine....

like omg shoes

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 24, 2006 at 10:13 PM
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yuck.....

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Gatorbait
Posted on Apr 25, 2006 at 09:46 PM
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Nasty, nasty nasty

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 26, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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OK this is the 2nd time this week I've lost my breakfast. EWWWWWWWW

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ass, okay?
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