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Ever Want To Just Chop Your Legs Off?
9 comments | Posted by kiepay 35 months ago
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I was in an accident the other day and my feet and legs hurt so bad I'm comptemplating chopping them off. My brakes went out of my van and I slammed into a Caddilac. The bad part was, that I saw it coming and braced myself. I was litterally standing on the brake pedal when I hit the car so I've sprained my legs from feet to hips. And my wrists and shoulders from locking my arms while holding on to the steering wheel.
People say the worst thing you can do is stiffen up in an accident, but what are you suppose to do? Relax?

Anyway, thanks for listening to me whine.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 10:56 PM
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When you stiffen up, the shock will travel through your whole body, into the seat ect. NONE of the kinetic energy is dispersed. But, like you said, when you are staring down a $50,000 car its kind of hard to not stiffen up. You don't want to be all limp either, because hyperextension can occur and be equally if not more damaging to ligaments and connective tissues and joints.

Keep an eye out on your soreness. I have some low back issues from when I was about 20, and I get shooting pains down my back into my legs, knees and ankles. I haven't had to go to a chiropractor in about a year or so, and I'd recommend if you do go, don't go everyday. If it starts to feel like the joint pain is subsiding but you are a little sore, go see a massage therapist. Tell them exactly whats going on, and they'll work you over.

You're insurance might even pay for it. It did for me when I had a whole lot of problems from a little accident I had. I had dislocated ribs, collarbone etc, and I couldn't swallow or turn my head to the right. It was a pulled muscle that ran from my low back up into my neck. 2 sessions and it felt better.

(This comment was modified on Apr 20, 2006 10:57 PM)

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Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 11:39 PM
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Wow that is terrible to hear. I'm very sorry, but the good thing is that you are here right now. We wish you the BEST recovery!

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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 07:05 AM
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Poor you kiepay i hope you feel better soon

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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 08:23 AM
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Hope you get better soon - sounds like that was a pretty bad hit! Sorry.


 
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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 02:11 PM
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Gah!

I'm so sorry!

Hope you are back to kicking your children very soon!

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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 09:48 PM
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Yes. Be sure to not slack on the disipline. Use a rubber spatula since your legs are out of commission.

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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 09:56 PM
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Perhaps your shop could build her a custom leg with a nice boot attached for kicking?

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Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 10:06 PM
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I've thought about making an ass kicking machine....I'll have to draw something up.

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Posted on May 08, 2006 at 08:13 PM
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Sorry to hear about your wreck and I am glad you are ok. Massage therapyWorks wonders.
Good luck, Hon.

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