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Letter From The Farm Kid
10 comments | Posted by little_punk 36 months ago
Subject: Letter To Mother
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Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine
Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up
quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first
because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so
I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to
split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not
so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
bacon,etc.,but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried
eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you
can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee.

Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again. It's no
wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant
says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell
him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at
home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like
the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and
frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting
medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as
big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't
shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All
you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load
your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat
training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be
real careful though, they break real easy.

It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about
the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan
from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only
5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Gail

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View Profile for HannahHannah
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 06:35 AM
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haha i like it

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 09:55 AM
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I bit long winded....and a woman in the Marines? I guess so.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 05:13 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

it worked in GI Jane

but thats a fake movie

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 07:30 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

That movie was stupid except for Demi Moores boobs.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 02:22 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

like i said

"everything in that movie is fake"

Just Kidding!!

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hold their rods

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View Profile for weezelweezel
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 11:00 AM
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toooooooooooo long

Lalalala...

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 11:07 AM
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wow.....kind of long, but the end was worth it!

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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 10:01 PM
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Sorry,didn't like it....

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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That was cute

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View Profile for rodzillarodzilla
Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 01:20 PM
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that was pretty good... the whole time i was reading that, till the end, i was thinking about this cooter farm kid that used to work for me.


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