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Subject: Letter To Mother
5 comments | Posted by little_punk 36 months ago
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with
great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new
boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos
and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed
to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in
my desk's drawer...I love you!

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 07:34 AM
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LMAOROFL OMG that girl must think her mum has on hell of a sense of humour, good idea tho

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 09:43 AM
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That kid would still get beat irregaurdless.

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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 12:23 PM
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Hmm,at least her report card is good!

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 21, 2006 at 01:20 PM
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now that's funny. i bet her mom doesn't think so though.

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 10:06 PM
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Man, am I ever happy we had boys!!!!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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