I Like Your Thinking 6 comments | Posted by xoDeannaxo 51 months ago

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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 07:43 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

REPOST but i love little johnny jokes they always make me laugh

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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Homefries Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 08:21 AM 1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Hmmmmmmmm Ice cream!!!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 01:01 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

wow.....repost times three or four.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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stutterfly Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 07:23 PM 628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

it IS a repost but i love little Jonny soooooo much that i dun care

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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Gatorbait Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 10:13 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

That little sucker gets around, doesnt he?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 10:32 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

That's a good one!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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