Bill Meets Satan 14 comments | Posted by murder_me 47 months ago

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Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.

Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows XP!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

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Lokireloaded Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 09:49 AM 1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

talk about a kick in the head!
well maybee he can get it repaired by microsoft. lol

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Monkey Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 10:01 AM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

CTRL+ALT+DEL works? I sometimes have to reach over to the power strip and cut the power to get my computer to react to anything. Not always, but more often than I'd like.

Oh, and if the girl doesnt have a vagina, then she has a mouth. If she don't have a mouth, then Bill aint got it all that bad.

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 11:33 AM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

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that's hilarious.......you're funny.

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Monkey Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 06:13 PM 9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

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Thank you thank you. I just call them like I see them. Its all the years experience of being sarcastic finally paying off.

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weezel Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 10:25 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 15, 2006 at 11:36 AM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well i never use "Ctrl Alt Delete", i just hit the reset button......because those three keys are like everything else in windows...they don't always work.

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rasec1736 Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 01:05 AM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

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you said it

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 09:56 AM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

I thought Lucifer was Satan....

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 10:25 AM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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lucifer is the oringinal devil but supposedly he has many other forms of himself that work for him in hell

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 10:34 AM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

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Hmm,interesting...thankx!

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 10:35 AM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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your very welcome

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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murder_me Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 05:06 PM 135 tokens, 15.83 hours wasted

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i'm glad this one wasn't a repost

(This comment was modified on Apr 17, 2006 05:06 PM)

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… BUT WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 05:14 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

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ooook...why?

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You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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murder_me Posted on Sep 10, 2006 at 06:35 PM 135 tokens, 15.83 hours wasted

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Because I posted like tree jokes that where already posted.

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