Hymn 365 5 comments | Posted by ramrock 47 months ago

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Hymn 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 02:43 PM 11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

now that's funny.....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Arch Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 05:39 PM 2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

I'd go back to church just to hear that one

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Gatorbait Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 06:29 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Time for a swim?

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 09:12 PM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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im with ya wheres the river?

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:09 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Well then time to get baptized!!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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