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Getting Pregnant
8 comments | Posted by joe 51 months ago
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A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on
the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the
good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her
seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever
imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She told
him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his expierence.
He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens
laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one
morning and all of his hens had layed eggs. He was so happy.
he added, "but confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially, me
too."

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 05:02 PM
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Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 05:38 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

i couldnt tell

but i dont read any of the old jokes, cause they arent on the random media

^take the hint joe

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 05:02 PM
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a Rockin Rooster no doubt


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 07:38 PM
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She probably changed cocks 4 times that day.

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 04:46 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

naw, it just happened to be thefourth one that knocked her up!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 05:15 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

thats no way to talk about me!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for DEEDEEDEEDEE
Posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 08:07 PM
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I had to do that to get a girl. My first husband is too mean to make girls. LOL

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Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 09:34 AM
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Lalalala...

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