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Genius First Graders
13 comments | Posted by skitch1800 57 months ago

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The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the...............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of .........termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that ...................looks dirty.

7. No news is.....................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new .......... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .................. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .................pigs.

13. An idle mind is........................... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ..............pollution.

15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ..............not much

17. Two's company, three's .................. the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to
blow your nose.

20. There are none so blin d as ............ Steve Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ......... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ......see in the picture on the
box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ............ get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.....................pregnant!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 03:15 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Some of those you know were things they heard adults say. LOL.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 05:49 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

Yeah,most likely

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 03:17 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

wow......maybe we need to elect some 6 year olds to public office. they seem to be quite intelligent.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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murder_me
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 04:24 PM
135 tokens, 15.83 hours wasted

IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE
… BUT WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER

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weezel
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 05:31 PM
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Comment in reply to murder_me's original comment

Lalalala...

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ramrock
Posted on Apr 14, 2006 at 05:52 PM
6,151 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

I love #10

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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