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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking... isn't that obvious?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

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alex657684
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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hmmmm.......doesn't seem like a very happy couple. he spends all day fishing, and she reads all day, and even leaves the house when he's back.

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 12:31 PM
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Northern Minnesota......

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
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aph21
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 02:52 PM
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Comment in reply to bwjtx's original comment

What's wrong with northern Minnesota?

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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bwjtx
Posted on Apr 12, 2006 at 10:02 AM
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WAY TOOOOOOOOOOOO COLD !!!

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aph21
Posted on Apr 12, 2006 at 05:08 PM
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Naw, perfect for winter sports.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

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chevy933
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 12:43 PM
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That was a good one,I liked It

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SoR_AWC
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 12:54 PM
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MORAL : Shoot First

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weezel
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 01:30 PM
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Lalalala...

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DEEDEE
Posted on Apr 11, 2006 at 09:56 PM
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This has absolutely made my day!!

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zzz000
Posted on Apr 12, 2006 at 05:40 PM
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What kinda crappy day were you having??

I suppose it was OK, but you cant exactly leave your "equipment" at home or anything, so it's not one to try on the next policeman you see.

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