The Airplane 7 comments | Posted by ramrock 36 months ago

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The Airline Crew

The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?

Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female" "My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
the cock pit."

"Now it's the Box office

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paulie Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 03:55 AM 3,867 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

Hmmmmm....!!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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winglesangel Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 10:56 AM 946 tokens, 4.65 days wasted

HEHE box office :P

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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weezel Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

Lalalala...

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

hehehehe......can i get a ticket?

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 22, 2006 at 10:02 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Gatorbait Posted on Apr 23, 2006 at 11:07 AM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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DEEDEE Posted on Apr 30, 2006 at 10:51 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Suddenly I am feeling really blonde.....the box office?
Somebody help me out with that one.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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