What Dogs Think Of Humans 22 comments | Posted by ramrock 36 months ago

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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
> > >
the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss
> > >
here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

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Sarah Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 03:30 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???


HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
BURN !!

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 05:20 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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TRUE sarah true never looked at it like that DAMN DOGS

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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Sarah Posted on Apr 06, 2006 at 08:08 AM 11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

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I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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Lokireloaded Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 04:12 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
that ones so true!!!!
I hate those people who put sweaters on thier dogs!

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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 05:20 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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My friend at work has a rottweiler and is looking for a nice bright pink rain coat for her (how sad) I think that dressing pets is just well cruel in a way

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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SoR_AWC Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 08:59 AM 7,309 tokens, 1.03 months wasted

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dressing pets is not umm cruel...it's stupid.

Carrying dogs around in purses is cruel

Dogfighting is cruel

Feeding squirrels so they bury the peanuts in my front planters is cruel

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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 09:05 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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True see your point altho in my opnion its cruel because they dont have a choice in the matter its forced upon them

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 09:05 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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True see your point altho in my opnion its cruel because they dont have a choice in the matter its forced upon them

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 10:01 AM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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i think that your right dressing your pet in a way is cruel

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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hunnybunny Posted on Apr 18, 2006 at 05:54 AM 8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

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Why thank you for agreeing lol

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 19, 2006 at 09:19 PM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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your welcome for agreeing

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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hotbutpsycho Posted on Apr 19, 2006 at 09:19 PM 789 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

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your welcome for agreeing

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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llkronus Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 09:38 AM 47 tokens, 13.88 hours wasted

So Funny and i wonder if its true

RR

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bwjtx Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 09:42 AM 1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

Outstanding........and I dont mean in a field.....!!!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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OrangeJuice Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 12:05 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

I love dogs, and I just let them be the way they're.
I used to have an extremly clever & sweet labrador. Miss him.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 02:08 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

true.....i've seen some horrific things done to dogs in the name of fashion.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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OldSkool Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 03:41 PM 204 tokens, 1.54 days wasted

... it's a *rough* life ... I thought kicking the dog is missing on the list ...

Veni Vidi Veni Veni Veni Veni Veni ......

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 05, 2006 at 10:30 PM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

Lol,that mad eme look at my dog in a whole nother way

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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rasec1736 Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 01:28 AM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

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now you will sleep with one eye open
(please dont start crying)

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 09:24 AM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

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Lol,I won't,promise

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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rasec1736 Posted on Apr 16, 2006 at 07:08 PM 1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

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Thanks i appreciate it

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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x_cUtIe_x Posted on Apr 17, 2006 at 12:08 AM 1,617 tokens, 2.06 days wasted

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No problemo homie!

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~


You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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