What Outranks A Princess .. 8 comments | Posted by africaflower 36 months ago

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A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
Gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as
He served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up yourTrays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticedthata well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said,
"I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us
on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up bitch
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paulie Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 09:10 AM 3,867 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

Thats good funny!!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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Lokireloaded Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 09:52 AM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

thats fuckin hilarious!

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 12:07 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Gatorbait Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 12:55 PM 4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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weezel Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 01:53 PM 852 tokens, 1.35 days wasted

u got burned

Lalalala...

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OrangeJuice Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 03:51 PM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Serves the b***h right! You go man!

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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gryffindor84 Posted on Apr 04, 2006 at 08:54 PM 671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted

Good one! That's right, tray up you biotches! I outrank you! well, not really, but I liked saying it!

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Celeste Posted on Apr 26, 2006 at 01:57 AM 926 tokens, 1.22 weeks wasted

You Go Sister

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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