Lawyers Job Interview 7 comments | Posted by Gatorbait 36 months ago

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There was a job opening in the country's
most prestigious law firm and it finally comes
down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated
magna cum laude from law school. Both
come from good families. Both are equally
attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior
partner to choose one, so he takes each aside
and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In
seconds, he chooses Paul.

Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside. "I don't understand
why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me
why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest
respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the
Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right
by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"

"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands,"
Robert replies.

"Your hands? What do you mean?"

"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any
money in either of them!"

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Radicaldylan Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 10:25 AM 293 tokens, 11.65 hours wasted

lol.... i thought...
it was talking bout...
getting on the good said of his teachers..
wink wink..

To be a perv....
is to understand me...

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junsanchez41 Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 12:38 PM 956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

i agree, everybody wants to be a lawyer, because of money or to earn money easily.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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alex657684 Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 12:42 PM 11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

well i'm not surprised. lawyers are only good people when you need them. and defense attorneys are scum either way.

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Sharikec Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 03:02 PM 339 tokens, 1.3 days wasted

Well, that was stupid.

Blah.. blah.. blah....

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Lokireloaded Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 04:38 PM 1,646 tokens, 1.16 months wasted

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i couldnt agree more!

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DEEDEE Posted on Apr 01, 2006 at 11:52 PM 1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

And he was willing to break, bend, stretch any law or find any loop hole he could to fill them both with cash.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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llkronus Posted on Apr 03, 2006 at 02:49 PM 47 tokens, 13.88 hours wasted

Typical Lawyer

RR

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