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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she had a boyfriend ... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $500 dollars if you let me make love to you.. ..but the girl said NO WAY .
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!!!"
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