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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh "and "aaaaaaah"

A. About three inches

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. 45 pounds.

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A. 5 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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Lokireloaded
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 11:44 AM
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funny, stuff!

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alex657684
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 12:37 PM
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those are funny....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 05:43 PM
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Kinda funny there

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Radicaldylan
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 08:28 PM
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awesome couldn't stop laughing..

To be a perv....
is to understand me...

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minodude
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 08:40 PM
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some are REPOST!!

but still funny

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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IceMan22X
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 09:02 PM
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Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

love it. yesss. high five

...and then there came yagger!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 09:17 PM
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I'm lovin it

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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DEEDEE
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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Bravo. LMAO!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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bwjtx
Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 10:39 PM
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Pretty Dawg gone Good !

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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